Wednesday, November 22, 2006
say, you're in love with your current boyfriend,and as time goes by, he starts to drift away.giving you excuses and nonsense like being tired and busy. and if you get to meet him on weekends,that could only mean one thing: you're one lucky bitch.
if that's okay with you, how about this : tolerating his mood-swings, big fat ego, and etc. but you know what? you will always say, "ahhh... its okay, i love him for what he is".
damn right you are.
and before you know it, everything seems to go haywire faster than you can say "shit". ANDDDDD the next thing you know is that his friends are telling you that he's sick of you long time ago.
omfg.
nowwwwww then you feel like kicking his balls dry dont you? TOO BAD, TOO LATE.
sounds familiar honey?
you bet.
why are we.. yes, WE, are always stuck in this shithole repeatedly?
the reason is simple, they are one bunch of sly scumbags. personally, if you ask me, if they try to be extra nice, with a capital 'E' i'll freak out and start to draw a line in between.
(so... to guys out there that i had not been calling back/ replying to your texts you should get the idea by now.)
YOU'RE FREAKING THE HELL OUT OF ME YOU KNOW.
i just cant help it. it had become natural to me that i sometimes think im not normal. but fuck, what is NORMAL these days...?
throughout the times that i dated guys. almost all of them fall into one of this category. why cant i just be pleasantly surprised?!
1)MR. CHEAPSKATE-BUT-INSISTS-ON-THE-TERM-"ON-BUDGET"
you: hey i very hungry ah. want go makan?
him: huh? makan? but.. uhhh... i just makan already justnow.
you: but now is now what! come ah go eat before i mati down here.
him: -puts on a pathetic face- oh... uhh... ok ah. up to you. but i just company you only ah.
and then when at the makan place itself, he will look at you like an idiot. how to eat peacefully when you feel that there's an idiot staring at you (or your innocent food)? so i always end up buying food for him.
him: eh.. no need la. don't waste your money la. i actually not hungry la.. im saving up for "YADDA AND YADDAS" at the same time thats why im a little on budget.
and that was the last few seconds you see the food that you ordered for him on the plate.
OR
(sms)
him: hey. wat u doin? bz? sry 2 distrb. im bored man.
you: no la. i'm just lying down doing nothing. bored.
him: oh..same here. can call me?
*YEAH FUCK. WHO DOESNT KNOW THAT THERES A THING CALLED FREE-INCOMING CALL?? EVEN PREPAID CARDS HAVE THEM TOO. SO FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE STOP BEING A CHEAPSKATEAND A LOSER TO ASK GIRLS TO CALL YOU WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED WHAT THEY'RE DOING AT THE FIRST PLACE. GET A LIFE CAN?
2)MR. ACT-COOL-SLASH-BORING
theyre growing in population. beware. they're the ones that you will be infatuated with. and lets say, everything falls into place. he approach you, both exchange numbers, etc. (FILL IN YOUR OWN STORY) and so, the big day is finally here!! you're meeting him ALONE for a movie after weeks or perhaps months of talking on the phone/sms-ing till the wee hours in the morning. wow. damn right he is sizzlinggg~
you: so what movie you wanna watch?
him: anything ah. what movie you wanna watch? then just watch that la.
you: hmm.. okay. how about this? or that? i cant make up my mind! help me decide can??
him: im okay with both. *folds arms while looking at reflection*(AFTER MOVIE...)
you: how did you find the movie man?
him: okay la. not bad.
you: i think (bla bla bla) part is really cool sia.
him: uhh.. ya.
*THANK YOU FOR MAKING US, GIRLS, FEEL LIKE WE'RE GOING OUT WITH A GORGEOUS AIRHEAD, BOY.
3)MR. I-WANT-SYMPATHY-PLEASE
(on phone)
you: hey wanna go out tomorrow? accompany me go shopping can? i heard got lots of sales that are to die for.. its like half price and...
him: how i wish i can seh.. you know what... i need to pay my hp bills, by the time my pay would be "so and so" then i have to "this and that" some more. im so broke seh. my mother doesn't give me money anymore you know. im left with "bla and bla" to last me for a few weeks.i myself avoid going out you know. sigh. at least you're something. you dont have as many stuff going on as i do. nvm, you won't understand. i think i need to borrow some money from (name) for this month. but i dont know whether he will let me or not sia. my debt with last month havent settle yet. so difficult. tell you also i dont think you will understand.
*DIDN'T YOU LIKE TOLD US... ALREADY? BITCH.
4)MR. I-WANNA-GO-OUT-WITH-YOU-EVERYDAY
him: hey thanks for going out with me. i didnt thought that a girl like you would wanna go out with me, seriously. thank you. -smiles psychotically-
you: hey. no worries. nice going out with you too. really had a great time. bye. goodnight.
(sms/on phone)
him: hey. what you doin?you: was just about to sleep.. whats up?
him: nothing. hey, you wanna follow me go shopping tomorrow? i need to buy new clothes la. its been awhile since i buy new stuff.
you: im not sure ah. why?
him: if tomorrow you cant make it then how abt the day after? or 2 days after or.. or... or....
*GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
5)MR. FUNNY-BE (FYI, that's short for funny wannabe)
OMG. i hate this when it happens you know. its like you have to laugh out of courtesy so as not to appear rude or make him upset. its okay if its once or twice but.......... countless times?! im so gonna kick you in the nuts to make up for the times that i had to laugh unwillingly!
